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Sunday, 27 June 2010
torture (torcer) n. a cause of such pain or agony

Love is a reciprocal torture. -Marcel Proust

The last 24 hours has been torture for me. I didn't even relies it until just a couple hours ago. Let be build the situation. The last couple weeks the weather here has been less than favourable. It was first too windy, then it rained for 5 days straight and then it was cold. It slowly started to warm up and yesterday was the first great day where everyone and their dog were out and I was ready with my show! The place where I play is a strange place and I have never really cracked it. In some places there is only one way to play and you deal with it. And the last 8 years I have been playing around trying to get this space to work. So my first show I set up in the way that you would think it would work the best.There are these long steps that work good as a type of stage and then the people stand on the street. It worked good. After a two week wait, I am happy with anything. But then for the second show I tried the other way. I put myself on the other side of the street because the street curves up like a natural amphitheatre.And just as I am setting up an older couple sits on the stairs across the street. I explain to them that before they get comfortable, I will be performing here and soon there will be 1000 people standing in front of you. They interrupted me saying that they didn't understand German. As I was explaining to them in English I stopped my self and changed my mind. How bout I just come to you. I move all my stuff to the middle of the street so that people can still pass behind me. I start the show for the few people that are seated on the stairs. The stairs are quite long, so the second row is 1.5m behind the first and the same for the rest of the rows. Their wasn't many people on them so it did looked like much of an audience. But then I noticed that the people walking behind me was a constant flow of material. So the show grew and grew into quite the receptive audience. Still not huge, but quality. As the show went on the flow of people stopped and I looked right and left to my flanks and I had blocked the entire street! Just with a single row, but still I knew what to do. Move my stuff back and play to this now 20m x 20m square with the front up to the top of the stairs and then some.Everything seamed to fall into the right place. Then I got on my bike and finished the show.

Now that I know how to work it, I can make it work a lot better. Excellent, still heaps of people I can try that again right away. But just as I was half packing up/getting ready for another show two police officers come up to me and ask me for a Genehmigung. I reply a Genehmi-what? My new word of the day, a permit. Now I have worked this area for the last 8 years and I have never had any problems other than weather. And I tell them this and I find out that it is new. Joy! Where can I get one? Rathaus! It's friday night and it won't be open until Monday. Shiiiiiiiiiiiit! It is ok, I was planning to go try some other towns this weekend, I tell them. They inform me that they also require Genehmigung. Double shiiiiiiiiit! I didn't what to know that and I just told them of my evil plans.

I pack up my stuff reluctantly, watching all the people stroll by as I drool and sob to myself. Many people ask when I start the next show. Grrrrr. Monday.... I answer. Even the Cat Lady comes by with the sole purpose to see me perform. (she is a story on her own) I finish putting the last pieces of my unicycle in my case and walk the length of the promenade, passing what could be two shows worth of people. I get my case home and I am happy with my two bags of treasure.... almost. I throw together my new idea for a mini show (five torches, fuel and baby wipes) and head out again with the intent of just looking to see how late the people stay out. I am not going to try a show.

There were still a good amount of people, enough to do a show. Crap, what if I get caught. Well, how bout I just practice getting an audience. Wait, that would look like I am doing a show for the cops....... Ok, I'll just practice some of my new trick with unlit torches. Nope, for them it may look like I am trying to get an audience. aRRRRRRRRRRG! Just wait for Monday and the Genehmigung. But it is so tempting! But I drag myself home without even taking a single torch out of the bag.

Sunday Germany plays against .... I don't care. But it means I can't work anywhere in Germany. But I still have Saturday! I start the day with some aerobics. Ministry Of Sound - Pump It Up - The Ultimate Dance Workout. An hour of bouncing around with hot women to good music. I can defiantly recommend it, to either gender. Shower, shave and head to another city where I would require a Genehmigung. An hour on the bus to find out that the space that is big enough for my show is full of french stands serving baguettes and cheese. I let my suitcase sing as I pull it through the cobblestone allies to discover that there is no other place for me in the city. Back to the bus. I buy a ticket back home, knowing that there is a place on the way that is workable. The bus make me a little motion sick and I figure I wouldn't even want to do a show after being on the bus for 90 mins. We get to the stop for said city and I find myself asking the driver if my direct ticket would let me get off here and ride further on later. Answer, no. I get off the bus anyways. It would only cost me an extra 3€ and if I get a show in it would make it worth it.

Once again I drag my 30kgs of vaudeville fame through the city to an ice café where I order an ice café and wait. This is another city where I would need a Genehmigung, but they don't know I know that. Point for. Not many people means long time needed to build an audience and USA plays Ghana at 8:30 at a sport bar just across from the pitch. Two points against. Second last bus leaves at 8:45 and last at 10:20. I suck my cold filter coffee with super sweet vanilla ice cream and fake whipping cream through a straw as the handle of a long spoon bumps my nose as I count people walking by. 100 people in 5mins is good, 38 is a lot of work. No police so far, no problem so far. Game starts in 10mins, bus leaves in 25. I noicely suck the rest of my cold brown liquid and the remaining foam. 35 after. Five minutes into the game, 10mins to the bus. That is it! No sir, I don't like it, I'm out of here. Suitcase in tow, back to the bus. I sneak on the back of the bus with my case and useless ticket in hand and saves me the 3€.

Back at my home for summer, I head out to check out the scene. Again with mini show in stow. I get down to the promenade and it is FULL. ~whimper~ I hoof it down to the pitch and as I pass a Biergarten where the game is playing, two guy exit and one says to himself "U-S-A" with an obvious American accent. I complete his sentence, "Will lose!" (I know, I am the master at breaking the ice.) Him and his Swiss friend are in the city for a HAM Radio convention and are off to see the torture ship come into port. WHAT? A HAM Radio convention and I didn't even know they still existed!

Sorry, yes the torture ship is a fetish event on a boat and it sails around the lake and stops and attracts a lot of attention. Torture, yes this is the feeling I have been experiencing. And this is why I am sparking up conversation with everyone who makes eye contact with me. We get to the port and my new American friend points out to see and mentions that that is probably the torture ship now. I head out on the pier and see many people in costume dancing on the ship. All in suspenders and Lederhose. (and I mean north american suspenders, because suspender in british means garter belt) Traditional German clothing, that is one perverse fetish, or it is the wrong boat. While waiting for the real torture boat, I start chatting with some people that will join them. One guy in a normal tee shirt and shorts, another all in black and a couple, him in a captain suit and her in a short turquoise latex dress and a looooooooooong white jacket that she waited on the entire days to arrive in the post so she could wear to the party. We made good fun about the Lederhose fetish ship that was parked where the torture ship was suppose to dock.

When the real fetish ship started entering the harbour the guy in plain shirt and shorts too them off to revile his fetish gear and hundreds of normal people that were previously milling about came out of the wood work to gather where the fetish ship would dock. All of the freaks got on deck to show their stuff. Some more than others. Some of the women had their tits out. Some were pierced, one had pasties and another had none. Most were dressed in shiny black. There was the odd one in red or bunny outfit. The mass of normals pointed and took photos. I over heard one guy say to his wife, "look at the woman with her tits hanging out!" and she replied, "where?" I found that funny! It was like they came to the zoo. It was interesting to think who the real perverts were? Those who look it, or those who act it.

The funny smelling boat sailed off into the raising of a nectarine coloured moon reflecting over the water as I tortured a spider by poking at it because I knew if it bit me it couldn't kill me like in Australia.

As I was walking back home a woman smashes a mosquito between her hands, I turn to see an old couple sitting on a bench across the street. They both look at me and my hat comes off, spins, twists and sails around my body finally landing back on my head. The couple together kill a bunch more mosquitoes. I bow, happy with my little fix and continue. No police saw that performance.
 
Mexico PDF Print E-mail
Tuesday, 08 June 2010
When we first arrived in Playe del Carmen, we had no idea where to stay. It was super hot and humid. I left Nora at a cafe in search for a hostel. All of the ones near the beach where too expensive. I learned for a guy on the bus that there was a good travel info place by the Wal-Mart. (What! a Wal-Mart in Mexico! Yep!) And across from the Wal-Mart I found a super hostel and got a double room to surprise Nora.

Boats

In Playe del Carmen I took a week and did as little as possible to recover from working and travelling over summer. That didn't work out too well because I had lots to catch up on. Articles to write for Kaskade, travel reports for Lohro and then to catch up on my blog and finish the summer tour film and upload that to youtube. On top of that I managed to visit the beach every evening for a sunset swim. The water is super blue and crystal clear there! During the day it was too hot so I would just stay in our hostel room and work. We did find an organic restaurant where we ate often and got a free snorkeling tour for having put up with someone try and sell us 300 weeks of vacations in 5 star hotels. Problem is that one doesn't live that long. We also spent the week planning out the rest of our central/south american tour and we found out that we had to rush to see what we want in the next three months. So we left the next morning for Tulum.

Bob Boat 
 
When we got there and settled it was dark, but I still dragged Nora out into the jungle to try and find this Temple on the beach to see if we could just sneak in. (and check out the other hostels to see if we had the best deal, and of course we did) The Temple the Sea was well guarded but it was still cool wandering around in the dark jungle. We took the country roads to the beach and explored some ocean side resorts. Stopped at probably one of the more expensive one for food. Gotta eat! Then we tried to sleep on the beach, but that didn't work, never did find sand that comfortable. So we hiked it back to the hostel. It was several kilometres but we ended up getting a ride from the cooks at the restaurant where we ate. The food was expensive but it included free delivery service! The following day we rented a car with a couple of our room mate, that were a couple and drove to Chichen Itza. The renting of the car was an adventure. Renting a car is always stress. If they what to screw with you it would be so easy and then in Mexico! So I photoed the car from every side inside and out as proof of its condition of how we got it.
Lizard

The roads in Mexico are alright until we got to the super tourist autobahn. They made a super highway from Cancun to Chichen Itza so they can drive people there and back in one day and make lots of money from them. This was of course a toll road.

Chichen Itza is a large Mayan Temple where human sacrifice was a daily thing. The played a sport with a sideways hoop on the wall and a ball and the losing team lost their heads because they sucked. The winning team were sacrificed to to gods. Same when they went to war. Failure meant losing your head, success meant losing you head. Great way to make a gene pool of people that don't try too hard. The temples were quite well renovated, I don't think that they ever looked that good. I did learn something super cool. The long straight steps, if you clap in front of them the echo comes back broken up into a hundred pieces and sound like a "Meow." Even though there were hundreds of people here I still got some pictures that look like we were there alone.

Temple

The day before we left we visited the Temple on the Sea and that was quite nice. Not as large and impressive as Chichen Itza, but there wasn't as many people there and I got some awesome pics of iguanas!

Bob




 
 
 
Burning Man PDF Print E-mail
Monday, 29 March 2010

Hello again!

It has been a while. Last in the adventure we had just finished visiting Jeff, my first juggling partner. From there we drove to Calgary and hopped on a plane to Las Vegas to meet with our ride share to drive up to Burning Man. I find it interesting that there is American Customs in the Canadian Airport. Just imagine the airport in Amsterdam having a custom section for each of the countries it flies to.

In Vegas we stayed at the Sin City Hostel where free breakfast was included. Well, bread for toast and peanut butter. We met a couple of hippie travellers that were really jealous of us going to the hippie festival of the year.
We met with our ride share, Ingrid a pretty African English woman from London. She was to rent a small RV and drive there herself, but the rental company only had a huge one for rent so she had room for others. The other ride share people were all Canadians. A couple from Toronto and a guy from Montreal that works for Cirque du Sol-eh. Ingrid mixed our names up so when she introduced us we thought we were called things that we weren't. The shopping for supplies for the week took longer than suspected and Ingrid became antsy and wanted to leave. On the start of our 10hour drive we thought we were on the wrong road, but it was right and I think for that reason alone, Ingrid decided to hate our french friend. Even though he had an iPhone with GPS and made sure we on the right road. But she threw a tantrum and was yelling and screaming. I was driving so I was trying to concentrate on the road driving on the shoulder to avoid rush hour traffic and catch the next exit. Just after  the exit, I had to go under a low underpass with a new vehicle, I had look at the specs and knew the height in meters but the signs were in in Feet. In an area where not many big trucks would drive. And for some reason feet and meters in not a easy calculation with the stress of people  yelling and driving a new $100000 rental RV the size of a lorry. But even not have finished my calculation of if we fit I drove thru trusting on my luck and without a scratch we passed through the conversion tunnel of hell and got on the right road to Black Rock City.

So off to a great start we drove through the night to arrive at Burning Man early early in the morning before sunrise. All of us except the TO couple were newbies so we had to ring the bell to announce the arrival of a virgin burner. We parked the whale and watched the sun rise over the desert plain.


Burning Man is a week long festival on a dried lake bed in Northern Nevada. The theme was Evolution. There are many great things about the festival. One is that there are not many rules, so people come to take a vacation from their life and try stuff that would normally not be accepted. And with 45000 people bringing what they think burning man should be, one could find whatever experience one is looking for.
I cooked for our ride share friends most nights but Ingrid never wanted to be part of the group. I knew things might go strange with her so I got to be as close a friend as possible. Nora and I were sharing the RV with her. (It could sleep 8 so there was tonnes of room.)

Part of my gift to the gifting culture was Emcee-ing one of the evening of the circus stage. That was lots of fun! Normally I introduce short numbers but this time the acts were minimum 30 mins so I had lots of time to mingle.


I found it most interesting how each took to surviving in the desert. Cold nights and Hot days. Strong sun and when the wind would come it and create white-out conditions. So most everyone had almost all of the head covered with sun protection, eye protection and dust protection. and during the day people wore next to nothing, except for all of the head dressing. Made for some great shots.
Nora got a beautiful evening gown from a costume camp and I got high heeled platform boots. The boots were originally for Nora but then she was going to take them back and I tried them on and they fit perfect. It was my first time in high heels but it was easy in comparison to stilts and a little more comfortable.


The high lights were the burns. My favourite was the rocket. there was a huge Tin Tin style rocket and they were to have a fire show around it. The legend spread that it would launch into space or at least a few feet, but the whole show was delayed due wind storms. So after an hour or two of leaving and coming back we were leaving for the last time and then I saw big flashes of light like a countdown. So we hot tailed it back to the centre just in time to the the show. I have been spoiled when it comes to fire and firework shows so most of it didn't surprise me but one effect did! 12 big Blue balls of flame erupted around the rocket simultaneously. Big like 10m across and Blue like not fire should be Blue. I have seen blue flame before, just never so much at once. Then they did the same in yellow, red and green.
We were to leave after the temple burn on the last day but just before it, Ingrid insisted on having the keys so she could listen to music while we all were away. I didn't like this because I could smell intent on her breath like she wanted to leave with out us. I wasn't having that. So I fixed it that the radio would play for ten minutes without the keys so that we could go enjoy the last burn in peace and she could enjoy thinking she has the keys. The temple burn was quite the moving event. The burning of the man is a huge party where the temple, people let things go that they want to leave behind in life. Very quite and very intense. When everyone was back at the RV we left back for Vegas. Queen Ingrid was already asleep in her back room.

When we got to the city where we all started all hell broke loose. Nora made sure Ingrid decided on how much we would pay for gas and rent of sharing the RV before we left, but the others didn't. Our Montreal companion who had a job with the biggest cirque in  the world just payed the same as us to avoid any hassle but the couple from Toronto were poor students and had agreed to pay a portion of the gas and not gas and rental of the monster home on wheels. So when we got to Vegas they yelled at each other for a couple hours as I disposed of our weeks waste in a near-by Wendy's dumpster. Ingrid needed to find internet to find out what was exactly stated in the email and then the couple needed to get some money out of her because they had paid too much of the fuel on the way there. When she returned with cash she threw too much in front of them in spite. That made things worse.

We all got dropped off in front of Bellagio just as a massive fountain show started. It was the perfect celebration to the end of that situation.

We checked onto Flamingo and made much use of the bath, shower and swimming pool to to free ourselves of the desert crust from a week in the dust. The king size bed was also a luxury, I want one! We hung out with our new burner friends a bit before they went back to Cana-land. Then we checked out of the hotel on the strip before the weekend because the rates sky rocket ($35 mon-tue, $75 wed, $150 thurs and  fri/sat $300) and back into the sim city hostel where the hippie couple where still there but this time as staff.

After the weekend we walked to the airport (first time I have done that) and flew to Mexico.

 
It has been a while PDF Print E-mail
Thursday, 10 December 2009
Hey,

Wow it has been a long time. The last things I wrote about was three months ago.

We are in Montevideo at the moment and we will be in Buenos Aires soon for a couple weeks and I will make time to catch up to date. In the mean time here is the stuff that has kept me from writing. The Facebook albums are open to non facebook people as well. Feel free to comment. Enjoy!

Stop motion animation of summer tour in North America
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbFjUFJcHw

Worldtour 1: Canada, USA
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=29320&id=1196483984&l=a17ae0e414

At my Mom's place for the Pow Wow.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=86092&id=818689294&l=9b65f1f5d1

Worldtour 2: Mexiko, Belize, Guatemala
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=41849&id=1196483984&l=3ee178c646

Under the sea in Belize
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=107974&id=818689294&l=7d7a41cd1a

Worldtour 3: El Salvador, Costa Rica, Panama
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=47638&id=1196483984&l=7fd8e2dab9

Worldtour 4: Bolivien
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=47712&id=1196483984&l=b1f51c692d
 
Last bit in Canada PDF Print E-mail
Monday, 28 September 2009

The Edmonton fringe was mainly just work. I wanted to average 3 shows a day. Weekdays I only got two but the weekends made up for it with 4 and 5. The second last day, the Saturday, was the only day I did 5 and I worked so hard I made myself sick and I couldn't work on the last day. I still went out and saw that the weather was crap and not really worth it anyways. So in total I did 28.5 shows and 30 was my goal. The half show was because I got rained on, some paid before they ran off and then I continued after the rain stopped. And most of my audience returned.

I think another reason I got sick was the room I rented and shared with three other people. It wasn't the healthiest place and living there for almost two weeks was a little torturous. But I was really proud of the other shows I hosted in the room. It was Ben's first time doing street and Nora's first time without any fire. Last year she was only doing a fire show and the start of this Summer she tried her first daytime shows with lots of talking. She was still going a fire number and ending in fire. The first show with no fire went not great because she had no finale. So the the next day I gave her my slackline and told her to get eight guys from the audience to hold it while she stands on it. When that works, juggle! The first show she got a couple of seconds, stand on the rope. The next was a bit more and the third was ten seconds or so! The following day she was juggling knives! Just imagine the expression on the guys face that was holding a rope on his shoulder with a girl about to juggle knives above his head, for the first time!

My show worked almost as good without fire. It took me a while to find out what worked for an Edmonton audience, but once I figured that out. I rocked it up. I even started my own little following. I will try to get on the stages next year and you can help. If you haven't yet, you can see most of my show on line now at my YouTube site. http://www.youtube.com/user/iveson
Rate and write some nice comments if you like. This will (hopefully) get me jobs. Nick filmed (and edited) it for me in Saskatoon. Thanks Nick!

The next destination for us was Burning Man. Like everywhere, the decisions (decision is a dumb word, more below) on how to get somewhere is quite the adventure. Then trying to arrive in the middle of the desert is another story. Busing it would have taken days and would have been more expensive than flying. Flying was stupid because Edmonton - Reno was really expensive, more expensive than the bus. To Las Vegas was doable but it was 1000km from where we wanted to be. Calgary to Las Vegas was the cheapest and it turns out we might just be able to get a ride share from there. The other option was to get Ben to drive us all the way down there and I would pay for his gas back home which was still the cheapest option. But him and his girl had left their passports in Saskatoon and they would have had to return to get them.
So we booked the flight from Calgary to Las Vegas in hopes that there would be a ride share for us. Then we rented a car and headed in the direction of Elkford, BC. (don't tell the rental company because we were not suppose to leave AB, I think?) Elkford is the new home of  my old juggling partner. Jeff was sometimes the only person I had to juggle with in Saskatoon when I was studying there. We formed the U of S juggling club, I was the Pres and he was the Vice Pres. Together with a hand full others (and about 30 fakeys to fill the rest of the list so we could be an official club) we met in the gym every Sunday before the Jazz dance class would kick us out. In winter we would have to wait as long as 30mins for the clubs to thaw before they would be warm enough to juggle. Stupid negative forty!
We put a show together and toured as the "Too Cool Fools" one Summer. The following fall Tine came to Saskatoon and wanted to join our show, so our duo became a trio. Then Jeff's Mom forbade (I can't believe forbade is a real word!) him to work the street because he was to be an engineer. (Or something like that. I don't tell other people's stories well) so our trio became a duo again. It was probably a good thing because some of the ideas Jeff and I had for the new show sounded like someone would get killed.
So we went to visit him.

The idea was to drive a long the mountains for the scenic view (Hwy 22), but we missed the turn off and drove through the mountains (Hwy 93). Which took a bunch longer. Nora got sick, probably from the same thing that made me sick the night before, so we only made it to Edson the first night. We stayed in a motel (Park A Motel) instead of sleeping in the car. That was a good idea because Nora tossed her cookies and at least she had a real toilet to do that and not out of a car door. It was quite a decent stay for it's price. But when ever we stay at a hotel it is hard to get out before check out. Want to get our money's worth. Get every last minute!

The drive through Jasper national park was purrdy. Lots of stops and lots of photo's, even one stop at a glacier. So we didn't make it that day, but got as far as Golden. I treated Nora to another night in a motel because she wasn't 100% yet. Jeff's wife, Tathlina was pregnant and due in a couple days. Best make sure sick people aren't sick no more before visiting woman with child. So that was our excuse for doddling in the mountains.

It was really good visiting Jeff. It had been a long time. Too long. He had a good job as engineer for a mine and was just finishing building his own house. I was a bit jealous of that and he was a bit jealous that I had traveled more and had more useless skills.

Later,
Bob

decision - I tried to spell it but failed, my spell check couldn't help me either. I googled it, no help. Tried dictionary.com, nope. I googled it with using it in a sentence, still no. Finally I wrote it in German and got the online translator to deal with it. Having the adventures is only half the adventure, writing about them is the other half.



 
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